Yea I can rap
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
it got better
What if Harry and Draco were girls…
…for example, Harriet and Draquesha
… is Draquesha from the ghetto??
GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO.
BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT.
DIS BITCH TRIFLIN. I STRAIGHT UP OFFERED MY FRIENDSHIP BUT SHE DITCHED MA ASS FOR RHONDA
WHO SHE THINK SHE IS
JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT SHANKED IN THE FACE FROM VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTER THAN ME
FUCK THIS HO
reblogging because DRAQEUSHA OH MY GOD
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing
Well then you better assemble your friends and find a worthy vessel because it looks like you’re on the path to finding tHE ONE PIECE.
Osterbaum in Saalfeld/Saale (Thüringen)
Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
write a book
You could call it The Golden Compass
Or Northern Lights
I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
#pirates of the caribbean was kind of a formative influence #and nothing about these movies so much as her—snarling selfish sea-hungry pirate king #sometimes I rewatch the first movie and laugh to myself about how little it understood her and will; how it tried to convince us #that will was the pirate because he was chasing after her; and pirates are obsessed with treasure #when elizabeth spends the first movie chasing freedom and the next two chasing him; chasing her freedom; chasing war; chasing the world #her wedding was interrupted and she held the man responsible at gunpoint until he gave her letters of pardon #she was mistaken for a sea goddess and accepted it without question; she led an army to war as though it were her due #and she did it all without ever apologizing for the lives she takes or the lies she tells and when she betrays sparrow with a kiss #he hisses ”pirate” because what else could she be