so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
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WHERE DID THE PARTY GO?
|| a billy joe cobra fan-mix ||
01. ::BRIGHT LIGHTS BIGGER CITY:: cee lo green(♬)
yes i need it, everybody does. cocktails and conversation, music and making love.
02. ::BLACKOUT:: breathe carolina(♬)
and I can’t see your face, cigarette the wrong way, inhale to the top of my lungs, i‘ve been dying for this.
03. ::CELEBRITY STATUS:: marianas trench (♬)
think it over prima donna you don’t want to sever, all the work to impress, charming girls out of their dresses, and smiling pretty, well pretty will swallow you forever
04. ::DON’T STOP:: innerpartysystem (♬)
I got what you want, it just don’t stop, this is entertainment; lies are entertainment, you are down on your knees begging me for more
05. ::DON’T WANNA COME DOWN:: trey songz (♬)
baby it’s 9 if you ask ‘bout the clouds, i’m so high, don’t wanna come down.
06. ::EVERYBODY LOVES ME:: onerepublic(♬)
oh my, feels just like i don’t try, look so good i might die, all i know is everybody loves me. head down, swayin’ to my own sound, flashes in my face now, all i know is everybody loves me.
07. ::GIFTED:: nasa ft. kanye west//lykke li//santogold (flirtphonic remix) (♬)
i’m armed with pens, i got my rhymes, whatever comes i’ll write it down, so knock me out and shoot me down, with mics in hand, we’ll stand against the test of time.
08. ::I’M ON FIRE:: third degree (♬)
spotlight bright lights this grind dont stop, with every word I speak, you get a glimpse into my soul and my heart, i put my life on the page, i put my soul on the beat, i keep my eyes to the sky, and keep my ear to the streets.
09. ::I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND, BABY:: 3oh!3(♬)
these children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women and cheap drinks. it feels right, all the asphyxiated, self medicated, take the white pill you’ll feel alright.
10. ::IN THE CITY:: kevin rudolf(♬)
everyday i’m a star in the city, walk the streets like a wanted man, all the time got my shine lookin’ pretty, motherfuckers all know who i am.
11. ::MAGIC:: b.o.b.//rivers cuomo(♬)
i sing just like aretha, so respect me like i’m caeser, i kick it like adidas, flowin’ sticky like adhesive, be cautious cause what i be on will leave you with amnesia.
12. ::MIND YOUR MANNERS:: chiddy bang(♬)
manners; take a second look and you’ll see, there is no one like me, like me, manners; you better reconsider, cause you will never do better, there is no one like me.
13. ::OUT ALIVE:: ke$ha(♬)
no one’s getting out alive, all the gold on earth, it won’t buy time, so we might as well give up the fight, live it up tonight, no one’s getting out alive.
14. ::OVER BEING SOBER:: nate walka (♬)
come on let’s all get lit up, like the stars let’s get up, bring your girls and medicine, roll one up and let’s begin, i’m over being sober, only getting older.
15. ::WE’LL BE ALRIGHT:: travie mccoy (♬)
we are young, we run free, stay up late, we don’t sleep, got our friends, got the night, we’ll be alright.
16. ::WINNER:: jamie foxx ft. justin timberlake (♬)
i feel like i can’t miss, i know they want me to fall, but ain’t nothin’ bigger than this, so just pass me the ball, you know you lookin’ at a winner.
17. ::WHERE DID THE PARTY GO:: fallout boy (♬)
we were the kids who screamed ,we weren’t the same, in sweaty rooms, now we’re doomed to organizing walk-in closets like tombs silent film stars stuck in talking cinema life, so let’s fade away together one dream at a time
18. ::RAY CHARLES:: chiddy bang (♬)
i don’t need no walking stick, my shit cost a grip, i get out the mouthwash if you talkin’ shit, and i can hear the evil, but i won’t see it, and if the blunt go out, you better reheat it.
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Palau Nautilus (Nautilus bealuensis)
…is a species of nautilus found in the waters around the island of Palau in the Pacific. Like the more popular chambered nautilus (N.pompilius) the Palau nautilus has a closed umbilicus (space between coils of shell) which is covered with a callus. It differs in its modified radula and raised ridges on its shell, which make a cross-grid texture. The Palau nautilus is an opportunistic feeder and will eat arthropods, carrion and anything else it can stomach.
Phylogeny
Animalia-Mollusca-Cephalopoda-Nautilida-Nautilidae-Nautilus-belauensis
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ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg
so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.
and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.
i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING
I feel particularly close to this one:
THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!
I made a thing aswell.
So scandalous~
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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
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J. Scott Campbell has once again OUT DONE himself with the coolest Disney Art I have seen!
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Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face.
The Weasley twins are some hardcore little shits.
No wonder Voldemort made sure at least one of them died.
Get out
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today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
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team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
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